As the flood waters rose a man was on the porch of his house and prayed that god would save him from drowning in the flood.
Man on roof waiting for god.
Heavenly father he said i had faith in you.
When in heaven the man stood before god and asked i put all of my faith in you.
The man waved the helicopter away shouting back that he was waiting for god to save him.
He responds that he has faith in god and god will give him a miracle.
Sadly the drowning man did drown.
The man in the house said no thanks i m waiting for god to rescue me can you see where this is going the waters kept on rising.
Of course the drowning man still refuses and says no thanks.
Thanks but no thanks mate.
He says to god i prayed every day and was a very religious man.
The speedboat driver was obviously surprised but since it was so apparent that this drowning man refused to accept his help he decided to speed away never to return.
God will save me and so the man that had come to save the drowning man returned to shore.
The man in the boat invited the other man to get in and he d save him.
He went to heaven where he sees god.
Why didn t you come and save me and god said son i sent you a warning.
The waters rose higher and higher and eventually they rose so high that the man on the roof was washed away and alas the poor man drowned.
Naturally the speedboat driver offered to rescue this man.
He was praying to god for help.
My god will save me.
When in heaven the man stood before god and asked i put all of my faith in you.
Why didn t you come and save me and god said son i sent you a warning.
A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood.
A helicopter flew by and a voice came over a loudspeaker offering to lower a ladder and take him off the roof.
Upon arriving in heaven the man marched straight over to god.
Soon the man was forced to climb up onto his roof.
The man on the porch said no thanks i m waiting for god to rescue me.
A helicopter flew by and a man inside lowered a rope and shouted down for the stranded man to climb up the rope.
The man on the roof prayed for god to save him.
Just then another man came by in a row boat.
The flooding water came over the roof and caught him up and swept him away.
A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood.
But the man still wouldn t get in.